1 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:07,234 Coop, Megan, 2 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:08,774 welcome. 3 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,741 Hello, Reverend. We're ready for the ceremony. 4 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:13,313 Thank you for, um, fitting us into your busy schedule. 5 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,178 No problem. Follow me. 6 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,928 Lexi! 7 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,972 What is going on? 8 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:40,972 We're getting married! 9 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:42,872 You can't marry her! 10 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,876 You have to marry me! 11 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,776 For the money! I need the money! 12 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,258 Lexi, you're making a scene! 13 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,444 We have a plane to catch. Our honeymoon is in Hawaii 14 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,382 and you're... you're ruining everything. 15 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,748 No! Oh, my God! 16 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,722 No! 17 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,158 What? 18 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,923 - What is... - Don't worry, my child. 19 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,929 It will be quick and painless. 20 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,658 It's a double duty day. 21 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,496 Oh, my God, no! 22 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,399 No! Please! No! 23 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,062 Let us begin. 24 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,605 Do you, Coop, take Megan 25 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,266 to be your wedded wife? 26 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,743 The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. 27 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:21,178 And do you, Megan, take Coop 28 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,613 to be your wedded husband? 29 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,240 To have and to hold? 30 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:27,081 He leads me by safe pastures. 31 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,780 Nothing shall I fear. 32 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,688 As long as you both shall live? 33 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,226 I-I do. 34 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,728 - I-I don't. - No! 35 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,161 I don't. 36 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,426 - I-I do. I do. - Help me! 37 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,661 Though I walk in the valley of darkness, 38 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,635 I will fear no evil. 39 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,331 No! Oh, God! 40 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:50,967 No! No! 41 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,377 Evil. Oh, God. 42 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:57,814 Evil. Fear. 43 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,148 What? Hey, Megan, you all right? 44 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,018 Oh, my gosh, yeah. 45 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:06,649 I just had this dream that... 46 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,262 Oh, my God. 47 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:12,195 We were in our, uh, in our wedding clothes. 48 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:13,527 We were gonna get married, 49 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,136 and Lexi was in prison, and there was this minister, 50 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,295 and he was gonna 51 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:19,782 jab her in the arm and then execute her. 52 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,434 Hey, hey, calm down, honey. 53 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,976 You were dreaming. 54 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,774 I promise you, they don't kill you for tax evasion. 55 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,109 Yeah, but they have Lexi locked up. 56 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,718 Megan, I've told you before: 57 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,980 Lexi has got an army of lawyers, 58 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,555 she's got a ton of wealthy friends. 59 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:38,682 Believe me, she's not rotting in a jail cell somewhere. 60 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,418 I know, but it's just not fair 61 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,291 that she's being punished for something that her father did. 62 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,126 Will you listen to me, please? 63 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:46,790 Lexi can take care 64 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,834 of herself. 65 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,165 Now, for your own sake, you got to let this go. 66 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,796 I can't. 67 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:54,964 Okay, we can't. 68 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,452 We can't just turn our backs on her. 69 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:57,720 This is something horrible that's happening 70 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:59,076 to somebody that we know, 71 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:00,840 somebody that you were married to, 72 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,558 and somebody that you supposedly care about! 73 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,484 Sure, I-I do. I care about her, but you know what? 74 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,712 I'm not gonna marry Lexi. 75 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,287 I'm not gonna marry her for money. 76 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,720 I'm not gonna marry her for pity. 77 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,620 I'm not gonna marry her for anything. 78 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,436 I can't believe you can live with yourself, 79 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:16,020 when you could've done something and didn't. 80 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,894 I can because I live for you, not Lexi. 81 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,560 Damn it, you should do the same. 82 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:34,815 Hey, hi! Uh, welcome home. 83 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,577 Peter, it's been a long flight home from the Dominican Republic 84 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,653 and I'm tired. Why are you here? 85 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:42,415 I-I broke up with Lexi and I'm in love with you. 86 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,718 It's always been you. 87 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,692 Well, uh, you've got this all wrong. 88 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,262 No, actually I've got it all right. 89 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,456 It may sound trite, 90 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:55,000 but I think we were meant to be together. 91 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,933 No, we're not. 92 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,936 I-I, this is crazy. 93 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,550 No, I-I've finally figured this all out. 94 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,701 I mean, call it crazy, 95 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,777 it may be forces, or fate, whatever, 96 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,277 but you're divorced from Kyle 97 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,245 and, and I'm not with Lexi. 98 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,612 Peter, I'm not divorced from Kyle. 99 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:14,017 But I thought that's why you went down there. 100 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,316 Well, I know, but it's a long story. 101 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,016 I went for a divorce, but Rory was along... 102 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,355 It's, it's complicated. 103 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,793 But the bottom line is that 104 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,592 Kyle and I love each other and... 105 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,792 we got married again. 106 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:28,934 Hey, Pete! 107 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,595 What are you, the welcoming committee? 108 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,139 Yeah, yeah, I guess so. 109 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,971 Look, uh, this being our first night back, 110 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,408 I don't think we want to spend 111 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,946 too much time talking, so why don't you 112 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,961 come to the reception on Thursday night and, uh, 113 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,642 we'll catch up then? 114 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,253 Oh, good, good. Sure, why not? 115 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:47,563 You understand, right? 116 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,146 Yeah, of course, of course. 117 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,655 Welcome home. 118 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:13,271 ♪♪ 119 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:45,203 ♪♪ 120 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,382 ♪♪ 121 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,235 ♪ I got friends ♪ 122 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,813 ♪ Mmm, so sweet ♪ 123 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:23,075 ♪ To sing to when I'm passing ♪ 124 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,048 ♪ On the street ♪ 125 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,313 ♪ I got my guitar ♪ 126 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:30,253 ♪ To play when I'm down, yeah ♪ 127 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,724 ♪ And microphone light enough to rock this town ♪ 128 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:39,527 ♪ But it all comes down to nothing in the end ♪ 129 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,931 ♪ When you ain't got love ♪ 130 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,037 ♪ But you ain't got love ♪ 131 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:47,902 ♪ But it all amounts to nothing in the end ♪ 132 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,510 ♪ When you ain't got love ♪ 133 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:53,113 ♪ But you ain't got love ♪ 134 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:57,149 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 135 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,958 ♪ Swear I know ♪ 136 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,755 ♪ What you see ♪ 137 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,693 ♪ Just another whiny ♪ 138 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,093 ♪ Guitar boy in me... ♪ 139 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,603 Michael, I'm so glad you're here. 140 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:20,263 You know, it's not every day a woman gets an ultrasound. 141 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,967 Yeah, well, I'm only here 'cause a surgery got canceled 142 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,543 and I had time to kill. 143 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,341 And there's only so much time a guy can spend in a cafeteria, 144 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,709 reading medical journals. 145 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:29,975 Hey, I'm reading, too. 146 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,085 Parenting... You should check it out. 147 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,329 Listen, where the hell's the doctor? 148 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,514 She's on her way. 149 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,556 Hey, give me your hand. The baby's kicking again. 150 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:40,559 Well, of course he is. You're his mother. 151 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,405 I'm surprised he's not screaming bloody murder 152 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:43,727 or holding up a liquor store. 153 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:46,998 - Hi, Taylor! - Hi! 154 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,068 Michael, what are you doing here? 155 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,535 Uh, I'm Taylor's, uh, pal. 156 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:52,969 We live together. 157 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:53,971 Temporarily. 158 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,131 He's the daddy. 159 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,471 - Um... - Oh. 160 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,580 Ellen, I'd appreciate it if you keep that between us. 161 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,513 You know, a story like this could get around this hospital 162 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,642 like an epidemic. 163 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:08,311 No need to be scared of the truth, sweetie. 164 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,015 Taylor, a favor, please: put a cork in it. 165 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,637 Listen, your business is your business 166 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,696 and I'm just here to see to it that this baby is born healthy. 167 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,457 So, are you ready? It's gonna be cold. 168 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,088 - Okay. - Whoo! 169 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,232 Whoa! 170 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,598 Okay. 171 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,967 And there we go. 172 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,837 Okay. 173 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,807 Take a look. 174 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,537 Oh, my God. 175 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,544 Oh! 176 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,649 Nice and healthy. 177 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,812 Everything's normal. 178 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,149 Look at that. 179 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:43,688 Okay. 180 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:47,456 And... 181 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,187 here you go. 182 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:52,731 The first photograph of your unborn son. 183 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,426 Oh, my God, it's so amazing. 184 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,901 Michael, our own little human being. 185 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,030 Hmm. 186 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,471 Oh. 187 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,804 Here's one for you, too, Michael. 188 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,523 Uh, no, thanks. You've seen one baby picture, 189 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,547 you've seen 'em all. 190 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,777 - Michael! - Fine. 191 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,886 See you later. 192 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:32,161 So understand, Chris, you're a hell of a shortstop. 193 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,637 If you don't keep your grades up, 194 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,503 I'm gonna have to suspend you from the team. 195 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,752 But, Coach, that isn't fair! 196 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:37,776 Hey, life isn't fair. 197 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,436 Sometimes it can even be a real bummer. 198 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,424 Hey, guys, you want to stop giving my girlfriend 199 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,849 the once over and get back out on the field? 200 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:46,009 Let's go! Come on. 201 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,863 Am I still your girlfriend after last night? 202 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,207 I don't think we should break up after one little argument, 203 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,256 do you? 204 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,657 No, of course not. 205 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,988 That's why I came here, to apologize. 206 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,892 I've been such an emotional mess 207 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,192 since this whole Billy and Jennifer thing 208 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,425 and I've been 209 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,297 taking it out on you. 210 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,234 Hey, Billy's your husband, you have a right to be upset. 211 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,431 Yeah, but my marriage is over. 212 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,600 So now I got to move on with it. 213 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,643 Well, you'll get no arguments from me. 214 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,679 I didn't think so. 215 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:17,147 I would love to just start over. 216 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,912 Just put all this old baggage out of my mind 217 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,613 and act like it was when we first met. 218 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,189 Okay, it's a deal. 219 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,657 As long as I get to do what I wanted to do 220 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,159 the first time I laid eyes on you. 221 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,705 Megan, I'll have another martini. 222 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,435 Uh, how about a cup of coffee, instead? 223 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,239 Make it Irish and you got a deal. 224 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,324 You know, you don't have to punish yourself, Lexi. 225 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,249 Oh, come on, Megan. What planet are you from? 226 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,045 Alcohol kills the pain. 227 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,063 No, it doesn't. Look, no more drinks, all right? 228 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,197 Hey, I'm not driving anywhere. 229 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,157 Hell, I'm going nowhere, fast. 230 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,726 Listen, I'm, uh, I'm glad you're out of jail, 231 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,385 and that you're doing all right. 232 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,758 Yeah, just dandy. 233 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,388 You know, Peter bailed me out. 234 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:08,297 First, he dumps me, and then he takes pity on me. 235 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,528 You know, they took my picture, too? 236 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,538 Yeah, my new name is now two-six-four-oh-one. 237 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,842 Maybe I should play that in the lottery, huh? 238 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,521 My chances of winning ten million dollars 239 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,808 are a hell of a lot 240 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,744 better than Coop ever marrying me. 241 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,350 How did he take my incarceration? 242 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,350 Hmm? Lose any sleep over it? 243 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,455 Probably not. 244 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,820 You know, I'm gonna, uh, check on that coffee. 245 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,032 Hey, listen, I-I just... 246 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,207 wanted to come by and apologize for this morning. 247 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,532 Yeah, well, you know? At this 248 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,911 point, apologies aren't enough. 249 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,066 You have to take action. 250 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,732 Will you please drive Lexi home? 251 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,639 Oh, well, there he is. 252 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,302 The Cooper Man. 253 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,285 Want to share a little nightcap with a convict? 254 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,754 Hey, give it a rest, Lexi, all right? 255 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,077 I'm trying to talk to Megan. 256 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,015 Oh, hey, Coop, talk is cheap. 257 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,163 Too bad my taxes aren't. 258 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,053 Megan, if I wanted coffee, I would have gone 259 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,019 to Starbucks. 260 00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:06,717 Lexi, you need to sit down and sober up, okay? 261 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,055 Megan, stop trying to take care of her, all right? 262 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,573 She obviously doesn't want your help, 263 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:11,740 and she doesn't appreciate it. 264 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:12,804 Yeah, well, you know what? 265 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,628 Someone's got to look out for her. 266 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,860 All right, fine. 267 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,971 You know what? You win. I'll take her home. 268 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,184 But I'm telling you, Megan, 269 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,705 this better be the end of it. 270 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,138 - Let's go. - Hey! 271 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,039 Where are we going? Dancing? Bowling? 272 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,668 Hey, I'm up for anything. 273 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,111 Excuse me. 274 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,141 Hey... Hey, Kyle. 275 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,309 Hey. 276 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:35,953 Oh, wow, it's packed. 277 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,251 I think it helps to have Dave Koz in the house. 278 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,691 Hey, you guys, you're back! 279 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,729 Everything worked out? You stopped the divorce? 280 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,297 No, but we got married again. 281 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,797 For the second and last time. 282 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,232 Well, however it happened, congratulations. 283 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,735 It's nice to see things work out 284 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,896 - for two people who are so in love. - Oh. 285 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,871 - Thank you for all of your help. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,239 Now, if you need me, we'll be in my office, 287 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,587 making our wedding reception plans. 288 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,171 Um, could you possibly close up tonight? 289 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,782 I've been doing it for weeks. 290 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,178 Uh... 291 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,876 I guess I'll be the understanding wife 292 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,715 and try and wait up for you. 293 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,117 Yeah. 294 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,383 I promise I'll make it well worth your while. 295 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,993 Ooh, hoo, hoo! 296 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,861 Hmm. 297 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,663 Oh, well, you are quite the escort. 298 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,963 Go to bed. 299 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,197 Oh, Coop, I want you to marry me. 300 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,138 You'll make my problems go away. 301 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,937 I mean, we'd still have 302 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,603 a strictly platonic relationship, hmm? 303 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,612 Hell, we could all live together... 304 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,011 You, me and Megan. 305 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,120 And you two can make kissy-face 24 hours a day. 306 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,655 Damn it, am... am I... am I the only one 307 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,588 who sees how insane this is? 308 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,284 I mean, what kind of wacked-out father 309 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,862 puts a marriage stipulation in his will, 310 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,465 a secret clause with a ten million dollar jackpot? 311 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,066 I mean, come on. 312 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,533 Inheritances are just supposed to be about family things, 313 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,968 like-like keepsakes and-and houses 314 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,301 and jewelry and... armoires. 315 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,934 All right, okay, my father was a lunatic. 316 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,979 But you know what they say 317 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,548 about sins of the father, hmm? 318 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,447 Yeah, well, I'm not entirely convinced 319 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,451 you're not following in his footsteps. 320 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:18,456 Oh, Coop, is marrying me really that repulsive? 321 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,559 I mean, it's only make-believe. 322 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,426 Besides, we've always been great pretenders, 323 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,261 you and me, hmm? 324 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,459 I got to go. 325 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,864 Oh, Coop. 326 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,971 Hey, don't you remember this, hmm? 327 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,939 You bought this for me on our first wedding anniversary. 328 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,670 Not only do I not remember, but I could care less. 329 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,677 Oh, Coop. 330 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,441 Come on. 331 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,916 Some of the softest lace you've ever felt. 332 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,419 Just a little touch. 333 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,115 You're embarrassing yourself. 334 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,794 Yeah, I am pitiful. 335 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,325 I'm so pitiful. 336 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,438 I deserve what... what I get. 337 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,437 I deserve prison. 338 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,405 Come on, Lexi. It's-it's not your fault. 339 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,637 You're just caught up in a bad situation. 340 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,339 God, did he hate me that much? 341 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,848 Why did my father do this to me? 342 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,445 Oh, he didn't hate you. 343 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,185 Just... the old man... 344 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,558 He couldn't handle his own life, 345 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,756 so he thought he'd manipulate yours. 346 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,798 I'm so alone, Coop. 347 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,068 I feel so empty. 348 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,335 I don't have a friend in the world. 349 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,446 Nobody cares. Nobody cares! 350 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,109 That's not true. I... 351 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,546 It is. 352 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,743 I'm your friend. 353 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,353 I... I care. 354 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,978 Oh. 355 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,024 No. Look, I care. Come here. 356 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,592 Oh, Coop. 357 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,354 Come here. There. 358 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,895 Oh, God. 359 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,124 - It's gonna be okay. - Oh. 360 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:15,003 So, uh, Kary, 361 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,167 how do you like, uh, being the new receptionist 362 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,550 here at Mancini, Burns, Cooper? 363 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,389 Isn't it Burns, Mancini, Cooper? 364 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,473 Yeah, well, only because I'm a nice guy, 365 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,948 and I let other people's egos go before my own. 366 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,124 Oh, that's sweet. 367 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,172 I mean, to work for three good-looking doctors... 368 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,120 It's a girl's dream come true. 369 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,454 Yeah. Yeah, but, uh, who do you like the best? 370 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,027 Now, never mind that 371 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,221 Coop's taken, and-and Peter's a little unstable. 372 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:39,958 - Hmm. - Come on, come on. 373 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,633 Oh, did I mention 374 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,294 that I can get you moved from temp to something a little bit 375 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,462 - more permanent? - No. 376 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,250 Did I mention that I was single? 377 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,799 - Three times. - Did I...? Hmm. 378 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,205 Excuse me while I file these. 379 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,744 Can I have a word with you, Michael? 380 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,871 - Can't it wait? - No. 381 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,444 I'm in a very dark place right now, Michael, 382 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,522 and watching you come on to our new secretary 383 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,557 on her very first day doesn't help my mood. 384 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,182 What's the big deal? I'm a free man. 385 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:09,985 - She works for us! - All the better. 386 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,825 Did you see that dress she has on? 387 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,933 What I wouldn't give to peel that thing off. 388 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,625 The last thing that this office needs 389 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,430 is a sexual harassment lawsuit. 390 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,902 Hey, I'm a great-looking guy, 391 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,472 and Kary was enjoying our repartee 392 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,234 every bit as much as I was. 393 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,072 Well, this is a doctor's office, not a dating service! 394 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,510 Oh, I get it. You're jealous. 395 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,377 You got your eye on Kary, too, huh? 396 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,451 Michael, I am not interested in Kary. 397 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,020 Unlike you, I am looking to put my life together 398 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,918 with someone that I care about. 399 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,649 Oh, let's see. Who would that be? Lexi? 400 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:39,986 Oh, no, you soured on her. 401 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,219 And Taylor, well... 402 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,329 Nobody in their right mind would go after her. 403 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,727 Then there's, uh, Megan, but, you know, 404 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,959 she's too smart to be interested in you. 405 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,966 Amanda? 406 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,365 Again?! 407 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,904 Get out of here! 408 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:53,212 Now! 409 00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:54,783 You listen to me. I have some advice for you. 410 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,002 I don't want it. 411 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,634 Stop chasing ex-wives, former lovers and old flames, 412 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,422 because once they've dumped you, it's over. 413 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,505 Trust me, I should know. 414 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,616 Thanks for the tip. Bye. 415 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,394 I'm sorry to bother you. 416 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,930 Can I come in? 417 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,624 - Um, sure. - Thank you. 418 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,832 Can I, um... offer you something? 419 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,132 Juice or coffee? 420 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,207 No thanks. 421 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,675 Coop was never any good at hanging his things up. 422 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,906 You know, sometimes I'd have to make a little game out of it. 423 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,108 "Promise to hang up your things, and I promise to do the dishes." 424 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,021 Kind of miss those little things about being married, 425 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,248 those fun challenges. 426 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,518 So, where do you stand? 427 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,093 Any chance you'll get the money? 428 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,422 Are you kidding me? 429 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,586 My attorneys tell me 430 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,995 there's nothing else they can do. 431 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,158 The IRS wants to seize my personal assets. 432 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,629 I hope they let me keep my wedding album. 433 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,208 God knows it doesn't mean a damn to anyone but me and Coop. 434 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,470 If you're trying to, uh, 435 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,103 make me feel sorry for you, you don't have to. 436 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,613 I already do. 437 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,980 I think this is terrible. 438 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,747 It's not pity I'm looking for, Megan. 439 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,583 Lord knows I've got plenty of that. 440 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:17,781 Then what do you want? 441 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,687 Because there's not a lot I can do. 442 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,693 Yeah, Coop has, uh, 443 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,026 really limited your options a bit, I imagine. 444 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,964 He loves you more than life itself. 445 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,195 Listen, I know Coop loves me, 446 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,363 but, um... 447 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,975 I don't know why you're telling me all of this. 448 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,235 Well, 449 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,175 Megan, I was hoping 450 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,838 that maybe you would be able... 451 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,480 Who am I to expect that you...? 452 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,146 Forget it. Just forget it. 453 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,587 No, no, listen, I... 454 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,750 I want to help. I want to talk to Coop. 455 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,863 But you have to admit, it's pretty ridiculous. 456 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,227 Two mature people marrying only for money. I... 457 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,334 Yeah, well, that shouldn't matter to Coop, 458 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,402 seeing that that's the reason he married me 459 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,402 in the first place. 460 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,666 Look, Megan, 461 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,676 you're my last chance. 462 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:16,442 If Coop doesn't marry me, then my life's over. 463 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,416 I hope you two have a very happy life. 464 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,993 Oh! 465 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,410 Hey, I'm glad I ran into you two here. 466 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,343 I want to apologize about the other day. 467 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,744 I-I was just taken by surprise 468 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,612 that you two got married so soon again. 469 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,980 Oh, you know, it happens. 470 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,213 Um, Kyle, why don't you get us a table? 471 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:58,290 I want to talk to Peter just for a moment, if it's okay? 472 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,325 Be right back. 473 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,724 So, how long does, "Be right back," buy me? 474 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,694 I just want to make sure 475 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,560 that we're clear on a couple of things. 476 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,031 Oh, yeah, sure. Like what? 477 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,726 Well, like I'm married to Kyle, 478 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,668 and I always will be, and you need to let go. 479 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,468 Amanda, please. I-I think I can handle myself. 480 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,906 Well, I don't understand. 481 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,920 Where did this sudden rebirth of interest in me come from? 482 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,412 Well, my love for you didn't just 483 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,014 pop out of the blue, you know? 484 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,343 It's always been there. 485 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,815 It's just that I need a little help, 486 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,011 therapy, actually, to uncover it. 487 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,452 Oh! 488 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,580 Well, I'm-I'm glad you're taking care of yourself, 489 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,284 but I suggest you work on dealing with your revelation, 490 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,657 rather than announcing it to the world. 491 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,532 I am dealing with things just fine, thank you. 492 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,033 It's just that I'm... I want you to be happy. 493 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,762 I couldn't be happier. 494 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,395 And you need to accept that. 495 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,201 You got it. 496 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,208 So, I guess I will see you tomorrow night at the reception. 497 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,543 If my invitation still stands? 498 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:53,907 Of course it does. 499 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,912 Now that you know the rules. 500 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,347 - Table's ready. - Oh, Kyle, uh... 501 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,079 Well, you two have a lovely dinner and a lovely evening. 502 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,348 You, too. 503 00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:08,527 He okay? 504 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,187 I don't know if he'll ever be okay. 505 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,164 That's between him and his shrink. 506 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,250 Now, Taylor, what is all this? 507 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,274 I mean, how many outfits 508 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,342 does one kid need? 509 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,836 Oh, it's not about the baby, silly. 510 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,504 It's not about what the baby needs. 511 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:28,857 It's about what the parents need. 512 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,358 Every parent wants to dress their baby 513 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,214 - as adorably as possible. - Oh? 514 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,979 It's a vanity thing. 515 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,917 And who's paying for all this vanity? 516 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,388 You are... And in return, you get to have 517 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,516 one of the cutest babies on the block. 518 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,389 Taylor, I don't want the cutest baby. 519 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,588 I don't want any baby at all. 520 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,632 They cry, they burp, and they're money pits. 521 00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:51,396 Yeah, first clothes, then toys, then braces, and it never ends. 522 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,472 And then, as if you're not bankrupt enough, 523 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,835 they want to go to college. 524 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,306 Who needs the aggravation? 525 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:57,442 You do, 526 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,909 because you need to care 527 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,411 about somebody else's welfare for a change. 528 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,449 Taylor, I'll be at the hospital if you need me. 529 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,484 But do me a favor and don't. 530 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,746 Oh, Michael! 531 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,719 Listen, could I just borrow a couple of bucks? 532 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,415 I spent my last dime on baby books, and, well, 533 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,198 I've been craving licorice and liverwurst. 534 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,227 I guess I'm on to the "L" words now. 535 00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:18,126 Oh! 536 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,936 It's the ultrasound picture of our baby. 537 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,309 All right, don't do this, okay? 538 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:26,962 I told you, I don't care. 539 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,439 This is not our baby; it's your baby. 540 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,773 And as soon as you have it, you're out of here. 541 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,259 Oh, I haven't had this much fun in a long time. 542 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,770 Promise me this is our last wedding reception. 543 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,737 I promise it'll be the last one 544 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,173 where you and I are the guests of honor. 545 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,383 Sorry. 546 00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:13,781 Uh, boss. 547 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:15,285 I'm sorry to interrupt your party. 548 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:16,421 We got big problems. 549 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:17,595 Look, Mario, what's wrong? 550 00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:18,919 The food critic, you know, 551 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,658 - Francine Carlson from the Herald?-Yeah. 552 00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:22,354 She's here, at a table, 553 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,205 - with her pad and her pencil. - That's great. 554 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,755 She ordered the seafood risotto and-and the rack of lamb 555 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,499 with rosemary potatoes, pumpkin squash... 556 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,296 Calm down. Breathe. Talk to me. 557 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:32,064 I-I'm calm. I'm fine. 558 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:33,331 It-it's... 559 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,735 the problem is, I can't do it. 560 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,273 I'm-I'm choking. It's a disaster. 561 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,253 Okay, it's all right. I'll just... I'll come down. 562 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:39,575 I'll cook up a couple of things. 563 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,323 - Not a big deal. - It's our wedding reception. 564 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:43,325 Yeah, I know, sweetheart, but our future rests on this. 565 00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:45,011 I mean, what else am I going to do? 566 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,015 Hey, Kyle. 567 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,395 Why don't you go in that kitchen 568 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,230 and make those critics the best damn meal they ever had? 569 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,382 I'll keep Amanda company, if it's okay with Amanda. 570 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,685 Yeah, that's fine. Go ahead. 571 00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:01,697 How about a dance? 572 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,826 One, just because we're old friends, 573 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,631 and nothing more. 574 00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:06,795 Oh. 575 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:08,931 Friendships can move mountains, you know. 576 00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:23,812 You know, it's pretty impressive what Kyle's doing. 577 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,925 Getting in that kitchen, rolling his sleeves up, 578 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,458 cooking up dishes all on his own. 579 00:25:27,593 --> 00:25:29,789 Mmm. Well, he takes a lot of pride in his work. 580 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,328 - No kidding. - Yeah. 581 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:33,864 He's put his heart and soul into this jazz club, huh? 582 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:35,399 Well, I certainly can say 583 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,366 I don't know if I'd do the same myself. 584 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:38,971 Well, you don't have to. 585 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:40,436 You're a doctor. 586 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,132 Yeah, yeah, I never really have been much of a risk taker. 587 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,403 You know, I settled for that stable profession. 588 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,672 I like to know where my next paycheck's coming from. 589 00:25:47,813 --> 00:25:50,681 Yeah, but, you know, if this place actually went under... 590 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,216 The jazz club, the restaurant... 591 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:54,151 Kyle'd still have you to bring home the bacon. 592 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,585 Stop it, Peter, all right? 593 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,019 What? 594 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:58,633 Honestly, I'm just... I'm just thinking out loud here. 595 00:25:58,657 --> 00:25:59,920 - Just... - Like hell you are. 596 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,103 You're trying to create problems where there aren't any. 597 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,356 No, no, no. 598 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,095 I told you before that I'm only concerned 599 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,130 about your happiness. 600 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,625 You know, I... if there's something 601 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,135 going on in your marriage, I can't, you know... 602 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,567 You know, there is. 603 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,036 Love, honesty, fidelity. 604 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,267 - Well, good. Good. - Mm-hmm. 605 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,467 It's just that, you know, 606 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:18,969 when you glue things back together, 607 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,104 sometimes they're not as strong. 608 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,339 Kyle and I are happy, okay? 609 00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:24,561 And nothing... and no one... Is going to change that. 610 00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:28,781 I think I'll go check on things in the kitchen. 611 00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:37,587 So I'm really glad you could come. 612 00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:39,425 Oh, believe me, the pleasure's all mine. 613 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,468 So you said you were divorced. 614 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,161 - Mm-hmm. - Any children? 615 00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:46,304 Absolutely not. 616 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,701 That's cool. 617 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,899 They drive me nuts. 618 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,101 You know, spitting up, crying, screaming... 619 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,973 That stuff is not for me. 620 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,808 Well, you know what that means? 621 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,813 We're perfect for each other. 622 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,918 It's kind of stuffy in here. 623 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,562 What do you say we go down to the beach 624 00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:01,626 and watch the sun come up? 625 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:04,282 Oh, a woman who steals my best lines. 626 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,618 I like that. 627 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:06,918 You like what? 628 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,322 What are you doing here? 629 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,637 - Who are you? - I'm the mother of his child. 630 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,425 - Who are you? - She's my date, and I'd 631 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:12,807 like to keep it that way, so why don't you 632 00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:14,823 enjoy the Brie and crackers and leave us alone. 633 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,163 - But, Michael, I... - You don't like kids, right? 634 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,100 She's about as immature as they come. 635 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,005 Excuse us. 636 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,351 You know, Lexi, uh, 637 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,249 she came to see me last night. 638 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,822 Oh, Megan, look, if-if she threatened you 639 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:40,357 or-or gave you some kind of sob story, I-I... 640 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,087 No, you know what, she just needed a friend. 641 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,228 Okay? 642 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:47,060 Call me sensitive, call me a pushover, 643 00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:49,794 I just... I don't see how we can turn our backs on her. 644 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:51,233 Damn it, Megan. 645 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:54,534 I want to marry you and only you. 646 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,767 I want to have our own reception. 647 00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:59,242 I-I want to kiss when glasses clink. 648 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,940 I want to feed each other cake, uh, dance till dawn. 649 00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:07,143 I... that's all I want. 650 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,779 I mean, we are so close. 651 00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:14,621 We are so close to having all of that and more. 652 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,026 I know. That's all I've ever wanted, too. 653 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:21,600 We just have to make one tiny detour. 654 00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:28,602 I'm scared, Megan. 655 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,835 I've been down that road with Lexi before, and, uh... 656 00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:33,946 No, but it's a different time. 657 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,844 All I kept doing was looking for a way out. 658 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:38,917 A way to break free. 659 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,986 That's why I turned to Kimberly. 660 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,755 You know what? 661 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,587 You're a different man. 662 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,285 Everything's changed. 663 00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,420 I mean, Kimberly is dead... 664 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,499 but I'm here and I'm not going anywhere. 665 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,199 All right, then... 666 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,311 if that's our only alternative, 667 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,379 if, uh... 668 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:10,812 if there's nowhere else for Lexi to turn, then, uh... 669 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,215 I'll do it. 670 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:18,387 I'll marry Lexi. 671 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,854 But only 672 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,859 because... 673 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,897 I would do anything for you. 674 00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,556 Really? 675 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:29,895 But I'm telling you, Megan, first sign of trouble, 676 00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:31,936 the first sign that she wants anything more, 677 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,699 the first time that she pulls any kind of manipulative scam, 678 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,741 I'm out of there... I'm telling you, 679 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,935 I'm out of there. 680 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:41,410 Look, if I thought you would sleep with Lexi, 681 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,606 I'd never agree to do this. 682 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:49,147 Believe me, Lexi is gonna be fully aware 683 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,382 that the "other woman" 684 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,185 comes first in my life. 685 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:55,317 You're damn right. 686 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:58,327 Come here. 687 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,346 Every time I turn around, you're here. 688 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,074 Hey, Sam. 689 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:21,118 What are you trying to do, rub my face in your relationship? 690 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:25,122 No. But I want to be upfront about this. 691 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:26,987 I decided to move in with Jennifer, 692 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,991 'cause Guy needed his space. 693 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:30,925 - That okay? - Oh, yeah. Lovers have 694 00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,759 the right to live wherever they want. 695 00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:35,231 Make out in the pool, I don't care. 696 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,594 Hi. This is Jeff. 697 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,789 Leave a message, and I'll call you back. 698 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:09,299 Hi, Jeff. It's Sam. 699 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:11,198 I just found out that Billy and Jennifer 700 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:14,534 moved in together, in the building. 701 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:18,542 I just can't get away from them. 702 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:19,770 I am trying. 703 00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:24,076 I'm really... really trying to be healthy. 704 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,047 But they're always around. 705 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:32,651 Where are you? 706 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,453 Jeff? 707 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,060 I need you. 708 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,250 Well, like I said, she's a crazy woman. 709 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:50,385 She's stalking me, and she... 710 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,277 she thinks I'm the father of her baby. 711 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,641 Are you? 712 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,978 Oh, please! Would I lie to you? 713 00:31:58,116 --> 00:31:59,516 I guess not. 714 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:01,517 You seem like an honest guy. 715 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:02,712 Sure. 716 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,720 Of course, I'm a... 717 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:07,189 Oh, man, oh, man. 718 00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:10,252 Uh, heel, girl, heel. 719 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,261 We'll-we'll be at the beach in a minute. 720 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:17,568 Whoa! 721 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,168 What the hell do you think you're doing, huh? 722 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:29,042 - Cutting me off! - I had to get to the side of the road! 723 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:30,324 My wife's about to give birth! 724 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:31,859 Yeah, well, bring her to the nearest hospital! 725 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,283 - There's no time! - Go on, Michael! 726 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,547 - You're a doctor! - Yeah. -You're a doctor? 727 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,622 For God sakes, man, come here and help my wife! 728 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:39,088 All right, all right. Get my bag. 729 00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:40,487 It's in the back seat! Easy. 730 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,625 Hi. We're gonna put you in the back seat right now. 731 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,323 - There you go, honey. - Help me out here. 732 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,988 - Okay. - Thank you. 733 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,997 Get her in the back seat here. 734 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,761 There you go. Easy, easy. 735 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:51,267 Watch your head, watch your head. 736 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:53,565 Now, see if you can scoot back a little bit. 737 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,674 I need your leg up here. Got the gloves? 738 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,807 Yeah, thanks. 739 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,867 Okay, how you feeling? 740 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:00,774 You're doing very, very well. 741 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:03,381 Now, I want you to breathe very slowly, very slowly. 742 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,642 Good. 743 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,046 Let's see how we're doing here. 744 00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:07,762 - That's it, breathe. - Oh, that's very good. 745 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:09,482 You're doing very, very well. 746 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:12,785 Nice and easy, nice and easy. 747 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,192 Oh. 748 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,875 Couldn't this have waited till the morning? 749 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,265 No, actually. 750 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:27,803 Come on. 751 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:30,101 Megan and I have thought long and hard about this, 752 00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,734 and we've finally come to a mutual decision. 753 00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,369 All right. 754 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,311 - So, what is it? - I'll marry you. 755 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:39,509 Oh, God, Coop, I don't know what to say. 756 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:41,586 This is about the money, Lexi, that's all. 757 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,245 I know that, 758 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:45,084 and I would never expect 759 00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,124 or pretend it to be about anything else. 760 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:48,352 Good, because you need 761 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:50,257 to know this, you need to understand it. 762 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:52,406 I'm only doing this for Megan's sake, because of what she wants. 763 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,023 I love her, I'll always love her. 764 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:55,758 I'll die for her if I have to. 765 00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,426 I understand, Coop, 766 00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,936 and I would never get in the way of that. 767 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:01,095 I'm warning you, Lexi, 768 00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:03,333 no games, no manipulations. 769 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:06,741 This marriage is on paper only. 770 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,645 In exactly one year, we file for divorce. 771 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,877 You have my word. 772 00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:16,215 So, when is this gonna happen? 773 00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:17,913 Tomorrow night, in your office. 774 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,287 Coop and I will make all the arrangements. 775 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,522 You guys, 776 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:26,427 I know what a big sacrifice this is 777 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,659 for the both of you, 778 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,393 and I owe you so much. 779 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:32,800 Thank you for saving my life. 780 00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:34,201 Yeah, 781 00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:36,331 see you tomorrow night. 782 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,251 Okay, very good. 783 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:48,685 It's coming, my baby... 784 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:51,720 Holy cow. 785 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:54,087 Oh, my God, here it comes. 786 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:55,420 I see the head coming. 787 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,927 Okay, good, now keep the breathing going. 788 00:34:58,063 --> 00:34:59,063 Breathe, inhale. 789 00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:00,408 Oh, honey, I don't believe this. 790 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,957 I love you so much. 791 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,864 Exhale. 792 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,130 Okay, you're doing great. 793 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:11,402 Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs., uh... 794 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,102 Donaldson. 795 00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:15,713 Look, sweetheart, it's our boy. 796 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:16,847 Congratulations. 797 00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,577 Oh. 798 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:19,717 Healthy baby boy. 799 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:20,878 Oh, 800 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:23,921 look, sweetheart, a boy. 801 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:25,614 We have a family. 802 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:28,124 It's a miracle, a miracle. 803 00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:29,989 - Thank you. - It's a miracle. 804 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,653 Hi, baby. 805 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,444 Oh, damn it! 806 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,046 Michael. 807 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:49,819 Taylor, will you clean up this baby stuff? 808 00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:51,678 Come on. 809 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,648 I had a long night. 810 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,481 I want to get some sleep. 811 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,054 Michael, what's on your shirt? 812 00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:58,417 It looks like blood. 813 00:35:58,556 --> 00:35:59,956 - Oh, hell, I... - What happened? 814 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:02,993 My date was ruined, that's what happened. 815 00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:04,562 There I was in my car, 816 00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,995 about to become the well-deserved recipient 817 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:08,342 of the number one male fantasy, 818 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,366 when all of a sudden, 819 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:12,130 this guy swerves and cuts me off, you know? 820 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:13,790 And I end up delivering his wife's baby 821 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:14,905 right then and there. 822 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,599 And then there were complications, 823 00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:18,437 so I've been at the hospital all night. 824 00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:20,477 Well, how's the baby? 825 00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:21,671 Is the baby okay? 826 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:23,338 Yeah, yeah. 827 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:25,882 You know, it was amazing, 828 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,509 seeing those little eyes open 829 00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:31,487 and, you know, him take his first breath. 830 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:34,092 Michael, just think. 831 00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:35,352 In a few months, 832 00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,553 our little guy's gonna open his eyes 833 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,325 and see the world for the very first time, too. 834 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:41,763 Yeah, thanks for reminding me 835 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,425 I have to go through this agony again. 836 00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:45,799 You know, all that yelling and screaming and wailing 837 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,269 was really quite annoying. 838 00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:49,033 Michael, come on, what do you expect? 839 00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:50,904 Childbirth is painful. 840 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,476 That's right. 841 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,822 That's why you should continue taking your birthing classes, 842 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,474 and at the first sign of pain, 843 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:59,607 take any and all drugs administered by your doctor. 844 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,390 Hey. 845 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:08,686 Hi. 846 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:11,353 You really had me going with that message last night. 847 00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:12,725 I'm worried about you. 848 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,423 Thanks. 849 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,434 I've been on this terrible emotional roller coaster. 850 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:18,969 Yeah, I know. 851 00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:21,505 But you and I are finally finished with all that, right? 852 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,631 Yeah. 853 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,908 Damn it, Sam. 854 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,627 Every time I start believing in you, 855 00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:34,731 you blow it, you know that? 856 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,583 You want to make your husband jealous, 857 00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:39,247 mess with somebody else's head. 858 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,223 So, I've ordered us caviar and champagne, 859 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,730 which I figured we'd have before and after we made love. 860 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:49,698 Sweetheart, that... 861 00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:51,700 I can't. 862 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:53,236 That's why I called. 863 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:55,449 The critic from the Herald liked the restaurant so much 864 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:57,738 that Good Day LA wants to do an interview on camera. 865 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,368 Well, can't they do it during the day? 866 00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:02,123 I thought we'd finally have a night alone. 867 00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,376 Yeah, I know, 868 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,245 I know, but this is.. It's a big deal. 869 00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:07,614 I mean, we're talking about lights, cameras. 870 00:38:07,752 --> 00:38:09,550 I mean, it'll be major television. 871 00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,019 It'll be great exposure for us. 872 00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:13,682 Hold on; what the hell do you think you're doing? 873 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,124 It's either Billy or me, one of us goes. 874 00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,695 God, I don't believe this. 875 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:20,321 Kyle, I'll call you right back. 876 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,195 Would you like to rephrase 877 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,733 - that little demand? - No. 878 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:26,463 I can't work with him and live in the same building with him. 879 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:30,132 Okay, let's see, Billy is, um, 880 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:31,607 my number-one adman. 881 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:33,507 He's worked for the company for five years. 882 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,705 He's creative, dependable, easy to work with. 883 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:36,974 I saved your life. 884 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:38,777 That's old news, Sam. 885 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,317 Yeah, right now, 886 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:43,148 I'd say I'm favoring keeping Billy by about a hundred to one. 887 00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:44,950 You know, you could've at least told me 888 00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:46,990 that he was moving into the building. 889 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,457 I thought you were my friend. 890 00:38:48,593 --> 00:38:50,960 I am, that's why I'm giving you a second chance. 891 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,087 Now, learn how to be a mature adult in life 892 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:54,426 and go back to work. 893 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,398 Otherwise, you're the one that's fired. 894 00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:57,832 Oh, of course I am. 895 00:38:57,969 --> 00:39:00,370 Everyone else has abandoned me, why shouldn't you? 896 00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:13,409 You know that in my heart, 897 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:15,679 you're my wife. 898 00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:18,688 Till death do us part. 899 00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:24,191 Oh, my God! 900 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:27,788 These are beautiful. 901 00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,400 When my mom and dad died, 902 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,127 they left me their rings. 903 00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:33,636 They meant so much to me that I... 904 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,501 So pretty. 905 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,802 I only wanted to share them with someone very special. 906 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:41,940 This one was my father's. 907 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,379 Wow. 908 00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:52,422 You and I are together 909 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,822 and nothing comes between us. 910 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:58,157 You know what, any man that has done as much as you have for me 911 00:39:58,296 --> 00:40:00,424 deserves my undying love 912 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,124 forever. 913 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:03,997 Well, you got it. 914 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:13,170 So, Kyle, 915 00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:15,644 how do you manage to run two successful establishments 916 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,373 and still have time for a personal life? 917 00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:20,781 Uh, well, I think owning a restaurant and a jazz club, 918 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,429 um, you just know that you're gonna put... 919 00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:23,682 Excuse me, um... 920 00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:25,132 Oh, you look even better in person. 921 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,352 I hate to interrupt, but I have to talk to you alone. 922 00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:29,892 - Babe we got an interview going here. - Our time is limited. 923 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,591 It'll only take a second. 924 00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:34,426 Five minutes, please; no longer. 925 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:36,227 Yeah, excuse me. 926 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,964 Uh-huh. 927 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,174 So, what's wrong? 928 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:48,974 Everything. 929 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,581 I've had a horrible day. 930 00:40:50,715 --> 00:40:51,944 I've been in a lousy mood, 931 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,381 snapping at everyone, 932 00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:55,111 but I think I know why. 933 00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:56,277 Okay. 934 00:40:56,421 --> 00:40:58,049 We're newlyweds, and we've barely 935 00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,589 - had a moment alone. - Believe me, 936 00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:01,852 that's something that hasn't gone unnoticed. 937 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,155 All I want from you is your solemn promise 938 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,495 that you'll come home tonight. 939 00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:07,795 Soon. I mean, we need to be together. 940 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:09,901 I miss you. 941 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:12,526 I miss you, too. 942 00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,870 Wait, we can't; your interview. 943 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:17,498 The hell with it. 944 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,941 She's a professional; she can wait. 945 00:41:37,895 --> 00:41:42,026 In sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live. 946 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,259 I do. 947 00:41:43,401 --> 00:41:45,393 All right, the rings please. 948 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:49,998 You do have the rings, don't you, Coop? 949 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,770 Yeah, yeah, our friend has them. 950 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,879 Megan, I need the ring. 951 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,879 - What? - Please. 952 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,278 Coop... 953 00:41:58,416 --> 00:42:00,385 Coop. 954 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:11,787 You may now exchange rings. 955 00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:22,406 By the power 956 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,270 vested in me by the State of California, 957 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:26,275 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 958 00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:28,539 You may kiss the bride. 959 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,620 Brett, Lexi, my best to both of you. 960 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,245 - Thank you, Judge. - Oh, thank you. 961 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:42,087 I'm sure we'd all like to start celebrating, 962 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,559 but let's get this little matter out of the way first. 963 00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:46,340 Although I know we've been over this before, 964 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:48,004 it's important that both of you understand 965 00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:50,058 the terms of the codicil. 966 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:53,069 The two of you must remain married for at least one year. 967 00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:54,900 You must be married, in fact. 968 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,159 Absolutely no one else can live in the same household. 969 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,607 If either or both of you 970 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,439 misrepresent yourselves or renege 971 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,274 on any of these terms, 972 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,780 you will be forced to return all the moneys, 973 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,782 which will then be donated to charity. 974 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:09,217 In addition, you will be prosecuted for fraud. 975 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,954 Do you both understand 976 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,456 and accept these terms? 977 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,253 Yeah, we do, Jordan. 978 00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:16,759 Well then, Coop, 979 00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:18,487 I am pleased to hand you this check 980 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,291 for $10 million for both of you. 981 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,764 - Congratulations. - Oh, thank you! 982 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,294 Isn't it nice to see two people in love? 983 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,520 Well, I've made reservations for the two of you over at The Palm. 984 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:34,705 We best be on our way. 985 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,041 You know what, Jordan, 986 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,945 a moment like this really does deserve another kiss.